January 28, 2021: Today's Head-Scratcher - The Right Tool for the Job -

Behold a display of "TOOL PENS" from my local hardware store:

The saws are for sawing things, or making music.

The pipe wrench is for wrenching pipes, or banging on things (not recommended).

The unicorns are for detecting a maiden's virginity. I assume. Not sure. That's the only sense in which I can imagine using a unicorn as a tool.