June 16 2020 - Guest Column, City Enters Phase 4

I am a fan of The Onion - not every article, but tevery now and then, they make my day. I believe this is a sign that while the rest of me is aging-if-not-maturing, my sense of humor is still nearly dewy in its adolescence.

So there's that. 

Here's an article I appreciated, but as with many Onion articles, you can just stop at the headline, if you want: 

City Enters Phase Four of Pretending Coronairus Is Over.