February 18, 2022: Pirates Anonymous, Pickle Recovered
You can now stop worrying about Dillon, the Portland Pickles mascot. He's been recovered, though he was found abandoned on a bus, and the kidnappers remain at large.
Bad guys not being brought to justice is a theme of modern American life, but we can continue to hope that some of the worst will eventually be caught and found guilty of something. Go, Letitia James!
In the meantime, Dillon is reportedly not much worse for the wear.
You could always steal the Cuyahoga Cucumber mascot and soak him in brine for a while. If you ever need a back-up mascot.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Cuyahoga Cuke does not have a sordid history of Twitter dick pix.
Yet.
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