October 17, 2021: Retraction! Lacrosse!!

Lacrosse is the oldest organized sport in North America, originating in aboriginal Canada as early as the 17th century!

Stereotyping lacrosse players as rich kids is a tired and lazy trope! 

Lacrosse has appeal to many!

And if by chance someone had an unfortunate experience with a lacrosse player forty-odd years ago, well:
That Is Not  Lacrosse's Fault.